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Jangan Cuma "Halo" Doang

Chat jadi lebih nyaman tanpa basa-basi yang bikin risih

Don't Just F*cking "Hello"

Cut the BS and get to the damn point already

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Lu pernah ga sih nerima chat kayak gini di WA, Telegram, atau platform chat lainnya?

❌ HINDARI INI
P
10:00
??
10:05
Apa kabar?
10:08
Baik, ada yang bisa dibantu?
10:12
Mau tanya, file presentasi kemarin sudah diupload belum?
10:15

Nah, bayangin bedanya kalo langsung to the point:

✅ LAKUIN INI
Halo! Mau tanya, file presentasi kemarin sudah diupload belum?
10:00
Iya halo! Sudah diupload ke Google Drive folder tim kita. Baru selesai 10 menit yang lalu.
10:02

Kenapa Sih "Halo" Doang Itu Nyebelin?

Ngirim pesan yang cuma "Halo", "P", atau nama doang tuh bikin jengkel dan buang-buang waktu. Orang yang nerima jadi harus nunggu lu ngetik maksud lu yang sebenernya. Mana kadang ditinggal lagi di tengah jalan, ngeselin dan bikin risih tau!

Mending Langsung Gas ke Inti Pesan:

  • Hemat waktu - Gaperlu basa-basi berlarut-larut, chat cepet selesai, bisa lanjutin produktifitas
  • Gak spam notif - Notif berkali-kali kadang biking orang aware, bayangin aja isinya cuma "p" "oke" "sip" "hmm"
  • Dibales lebih cepet - Orang lebih mau bales kalo tau lu butuh apaan
  • Gampang dicari lagi - Tinggal search keyword, langsung ketemu tanpa skroll berkepanjangan
  • Lebih rispek - Nunjukin kalo lu respect sama waktu orang lain

Lu tetep bisa sopan, kok! Sapa aja tetep, tapi langsung sambung sama pertanyaan lu. Sesimpel itu.

Gimana Sih Caranya?

Jangan cuma nulis:

Halo / P / Pagi / Bro / Sis / Bang / Kak / Om / Tante

Mending pake format ini:

Halo [nama]! [Langsung tembak aja pertanyaan/info lo]

Contoh yang oke:

You ever get this BS in your DMs on WhatsApp, Telegram, or whatever?

❌ CRINGE AF
Hey
10:00
???
10:05
How's it going?
10:08
Fine, what do you want?
10:12
Quick question, did you upload yesterday's presentation yet?
10:15

Now peep how MUCH better it is when you actually say wtf you want:

✅ BASED
Yo! Did you upload yesterday's presentation file yet?
10:00
Hey! Yep, it's in our team's Google Drive. Just finished like 10 mins ago.
10:02

Why TF Is Just "Hello" So Damn Annoying?

Sending messages that just say "Hello" or "Hey" is straight up time-wasting garbage. The other person has to sit there like an idiot waiting for you to type what you ACTUALLY want. Half the time you disappear mid-convo which is even more infuriating!

Just Get to the Damn Point:

  • Saves time - No BS small talk = conversation over quick = back to scrolling insta
  • No notification spam - Five alerts just to see "hey" "sup" "nm" "lol" "k" is straight up psychopath behavior
  • Faster replies - People actually respond when they know wtf you're asking about
  • Actually findable later - Search keywords instead of infinite scrolling through "hey" "hi" "hello"
  • Not being a dick - Shows you actually respect other people's time

You can still be decent! Just say hi AND your question at the same time. Simple as that.

How To Not Be Annoying AF:

Don't just type:

Hey / Hello / Sup / Bro / Dude / Yo / Morning / Hi

Instead, use this god-tier format:

Yo [name]! [Your actual fking question/info]

Actually decent examples: